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[barking]

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[Jacqueline]
Carlos Ramirez was one of the best friends

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the Convent San Tanco had.

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So when he asked us to care

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for a little boy
named Pepe for a few days,

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we readily agreed.

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Sister Bertrille,
I thought that you said

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that Se�orRamirez
wanted us to care

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for a little boy named Pepe?

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I believe he said
a cute little fellow named Pepe.

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That's a cute
little fellow?

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Well, isn't he?

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Se�orRamirez,
why did you not tell us

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that you were
talking about a monkey?

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Oh, didn't I mention it?

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No. But on the other hand,

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he didn't say
it wasn't a monkey.

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The fact remains that this
is an orphanage and not a zoo.

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But Pepe is an orphan,
Reverend Mother.

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Can't you stretch
things a little,

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and take care of Pepe
until Dolores comes back?

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The children
would go ape for him.

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Oh, please,
Reverend Mother.

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We could take care of him
for practically nothing.

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Peanuts, in fact.

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I really do not
know what to say.

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Well, I would take care of him,
Reverend Mother.

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I know all about monkeys.

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I saw King Kong
six times.

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[Reverend Mother] Very well, Sister Bertrille.

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But he will be
your responsibility.

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Thank you,
Reverend Mother.

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[Carlos] He's not gonna give
you any troubles at all.

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Ooh...

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[honking]

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[whimpering]

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[chattering]

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Come down here at once.
Do you hear me?

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That's no way to
handle a monkey, Sister.

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Well, if you're such an expert,
let's see you get him down.

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Okay.

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Look at that.
How you like that, jellybean?

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Oh...

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[chattering]

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That's amazing.

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How did you get him
to come to you like that?

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Oh, it was easy.
I just used my charm,

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my knowledge of
animal psychology

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and a couple of jellybeans.

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[Jacqueline]
It was a little too late in the semester

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to enroll Pepe in school.

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So he had to wait
until recess to enjoy

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the companionship of
children his own age.

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He was fair at jump rope.

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In skating,
he wasn't Olympic caliber.

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But in football,
he was all-American.

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It was a pleasure
to have him around.

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And his visit would
have been a pleasure

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if it weren't for
Captain Fomento.

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In the company of his trusted
Sergeant Salazar,

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the Captain came
to pay us a call.

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Or, as Sister Bertrille
might say, he fell in.

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Oh, Captain Fomento.
Are you all right?

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Yes. But I would prefer
to roller skate

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during my leisure hours.

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Excuse me.

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I do not wish
to alarm you, Sisters,

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but in the last few days,

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there have been a series

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of burglaries
in this neighborhood.

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Burglaries?

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Sergeant Salazar,
will you read to the ladies

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the list of stolen items?

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"Three pairs of socks,

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four pair of under-shorts,
six t-shirts..."

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That's my laundry list.

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I will read the list.

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"Gold and crystal perfume bottle
from Se�oritaDiaz.

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"A man's gold cigarette case
from Se�orArruza.

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"White gold ladies' zircon ring
from Se�oraBelmonte.

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"A gold keychain
from Se�orPerez."

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Dear me. You seem to have

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a genuine crime wave
on your hands.

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Yes. That's why I've
come here to find out

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if anything has
been stolen from you.

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Oh, no, no, nothing.

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We have nothing
of value here.

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What about this
sterling silver candlestick?

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It's only silver-plated,
Captain.

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But the average thief
does not know the difference.

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Well, no,
I suppose not,

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but I'm sure no one would
steal anything from a convent.

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Might I remind you of the famous
story of a man who stole

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just such a candlestick
from a church?

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War and Peace,
I believe.

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That was
Les Miserables.

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Exactly.

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[Bertrille] Pepe.

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You naughty boy.

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Oh, look,
he's offering me a...

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Thank you very much.

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That's not funny. No.

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Come on.
You can come with me

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and help me
set the table for lunch.

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Come on.

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Will you gentlemen join us?

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We will be eating
in a few moments.

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Why, thank you,
Reverend Mother.

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I'd love to.

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I'm sorry, Reverend Mother,
but we cannot accept.

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Why not?

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[buzzing]
What was that?

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It's my alarm wristwatch.
Would you mind...

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Oh.
Yes.

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It is reminding us
that we have an appointment

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to catch a thief.

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Oh, well,

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might I wash my hands
before I go, please?

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Yes, of course,
Captain.

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Just go down the hall
and turn to the right.

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To the right.
Salazar, come along.

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I still don't understand why
we have to pass up a free lunch.

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Because we have no time.

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While we dilly and dally here,
the thief may strike again.

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But we have to eat,
don't we?

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Salazar, when you have been in
police work as long as I have,

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you will learn that
the only way to solve

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a case is through
diligence and application.

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We must find him, Salazar.

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How?

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How else is a thief caught?

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By studying his
modus operandi.

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Now listen carefully.

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In quick succession,
he strikes at the houses

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of Arruza, Belmonte,
Diaz and Perez.

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Now, what does
this tell us?

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It tells us he likes to steal
from Puerto Ricans.

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What else, hombre,
what else?

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He is stupid because he steals
worthless objects.

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Now, I intend to
have this stupid thief

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in my custody
before nightfall.

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We have exactly...

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My watch!

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It's gone.

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Well, maybe you left
it in the washroom.

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Let us hope so, Salazar.
Let us hope so!

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Sister Bertrille?

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[watch alarm buzzing]

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I know you took off
your watch to wash your hands

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and you put it
down there...

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I don't understand.

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That is why you are a sergeant
and I am a captain.

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Let me get to the point.

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Now, there has been a rash
of robberies

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in the area of the convent,

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yet nothing has been stolen
from the convent itself,

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except my watch.

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What are you saying,
Captain?

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I am saying nothing.

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Except this. That I believe

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that your instincts
may have been correct.

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Why should we
pass up a free lunch?

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Would you like another piece,
Captain Fomento?

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Yes, please. I find that when
I'm working on a case,

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my deductive powers
are always in need of

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a constant refueling.

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Yes, I guess your brain
does get pooped.

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Indeed.
My mind is always ticking.

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Tell me, Captain, do you have
any suspects in the case?

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Naturally.

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Well, could you give us
some guess who the suspects are?

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When you have been in police
work as long as I have,

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you will learn that
most of the times,

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the people who you least suspect
are the most suspicious.

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In most cases, when you are
tracking down a thief,

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it is not so important as to
look into the suspect's face,

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but rather to
examine their habits.

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I think we've taken up
enough of Se�orFomento's time.

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[chuckling]

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Perhaps.

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But I must say
that never before

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has my time been
stolen so delightfully.

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Oh, and speaking about time,

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do any of you ladies
know what time it is?

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Why, Captain,
whatever happened

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to that lovely alarm watch
that you have?

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I must have misplaced it
someplace in the convent.

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Well, can we help you
look for it?

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Oh, no.
No, no, no, no.

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I would much rather
that you Sisters remain here

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and allow me to
make my own search.

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Salazar, let's go.

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One moment,
Captain Fomento.

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With all due respect,
I'm familiar with the law

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and I don't believe
you can search the convent

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without a warrant.

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Sister Jacqueline!

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Say no more!
A search warrant is necessary.

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Although I have found that when
people ask for a search warrant,

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generally they have
something to hide.

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Come, Salazar!

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[chatters]

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Why would she steal
Captain Fomento's watch?

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She has a watch.

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Two watches. And all the clocks
she can use.

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Not to mention the bell
which strikes out the hour.

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Exactly.
And why this?

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Why, she's never smoked a single
cigarette in her whole life.

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Exactly. The whole idea
is preposterous.

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Why, Pepe,
I'm surprised at you.

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Taking things from
the Reverend Mother's desk.

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Well, don't you know
if you take one thing

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it may lead
to another and another?

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[chattering]

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Oh.

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Empty already?

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Well, I'll get you
some more jellybeans

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if you promise me
you won't take anything else.

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Deal?

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Deal.

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Don't forget to
take your nap.

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Reverend Mother,
I'm going into town

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to do some shopping,
and I was wondering

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if I could borrow a quarter
from the children's candy fund

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to buy Pepe
some more jellybeans.

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I'm afraid
he's run out.

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You mean he's finished
that jar already?

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Yeah. I'm afraid
he's a jellybean freak.

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[stutters]

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Yes. I see.
Well, of course,

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you may borrow a quarter,
Sister Bertrille.

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Why, thank you
very much, Reverend.

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I'll just put it right...

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[exclaims]

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Oh! I... Oh!

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I forgot.
Your letter opener.

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You see, when I
came into the room...

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Yes, Sister Bertrille.

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Just run along.

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Yeah.

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Thank you,
Reverend Mother.

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She borrowed it,
of course.

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Of course.

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Of course.

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We often borrow things
from one another.

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Oh, it happens
all the time.

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All the time.

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And there is a difference
between borrowing and stealing.

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Oh, all the difference
in the world.

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Oh, Reverend Mother,
what do you think we should do?

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Follow her.

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[speaking in Spanish]

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I'd like a quarter's
worth of jellybeans.

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Yes, of course.

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Assorted colors,
and go heavy on the blacks.

256
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,117
Anything else?

257
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:16,639
No.

258
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:18,812
The children at our convent
need so many things,

259
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,688
I could buy up half the store,
but I only have one quarter.

260
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,471
I see.

261
00:14:23,645 --> 00:14:25,945
You know, Sister,
I have been meaning

262
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,906
to make a contribution
to your order.

263
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:30,524
So, why not just take
everything you need, eh?

264
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:35,268
Oh, that's so nice of you.

265
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:45,810
Hello, Sister.

266
00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,338
Sister Jacqueline.

267
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,511
I was just
picking out a book.

268
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,426
[chuckling]
Oh.

269
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,561
How To Win At Poker.

270
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,264
Oh, yes, I want to send it
to my nephew in high school.

271
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:57,572
He's looking
for summer work.

272
00:15:57,739 --> 00:16:02,739
Why don't we go along
to the convent, my dear?

273
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,618
Well, Sisters, did you get
everything you need?

274
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,580
Well, yes,
thank you so much.

275
00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:09,619
And here are your jellybeans.

276
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:13,096
That's a quarter's worth?

277
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:15,626
Who's counting, Sister?

278
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,450
Oh...

279
00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:22,715
There's something funny
going on around here.

280
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,814
Well, never mind about that,
dear. Now, just come along.

281
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,384
Now wait a minute,
Sister Jacqueline.

282
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,600
Someone's been stealing stuff
out of my basket.

283
00:16:28,770 --> 00:16:31,080
Well, maybe it's someone
who needs special attention.

284
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,601
Who? Who?

285
00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:36,914
Thank you. Se�or,
this is all we'll need.

286
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,913
You accused
the Sisters of stealing

287
00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,125
from parking meters
and you were wrong.

288
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,354
You accused them of being
art forgers and you were wrong.

289
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:47,175
You also accused them of running
a crooked charity bazaar

290
00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:48,794
and you were wrong.

291
00:16:48,964 --> 00:16:51,454
What makes you think
you're right this time?

292
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:54,139
The law of averages
is on my side.

293
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,537
She's not a criminal,
Reverend Mother.

294
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,451
She's... She's ill.

295
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:04,276
Yes, that's...
That's true. She is.

296
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,158
And what I must do

297
00:17:07,329 --> 00:17:10,199
is call Dr. Martinez,

298
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,423
and after she has had
some psychiatric care,

299
00:17:14,598 --> 00:17:17,558
then I'll notify
Captain Fomento.

300
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:18,822
[knocking on door]

301
00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:21,433
Come in.

302
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,775
Reverend Mother,
Sister Jacqueline,

303
00:17:23,954 --> 00:17:25,914
you wanted to see me?

304
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:29,268
Yes. Please sit down,
Sister Bertrille.

305
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:37,188
We have something
we think you ought to see.

306
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:48,021
You found the loot that
Captain Fomento was looking for.

307
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,977
Sister Jacqueline found it.

308
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,547
Well, you must know
who the thief is then.

309
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,204
Well, yes, dear.

310
00:17:55,378 --> 00:17:57,418
But we're not
dealing with a thief.

311
00:17:57,598 --> 00:18:00,168
We're dealing
with a kleptomaniac.

312
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:04,129
How awful.

313
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,130
Well, where did
you find it?

314
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,742
In the convent.

315
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,178
A kleptomaniac
in the convent.

316
00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:12,741
Do you know who it is?

317
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,787
We have a pretty
good idea.

318
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:20,403
Well, I don't know
what to say.

319
00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,097
You don't have
to say anything.

320
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:25,575
Why, I mean, I guess it could
happen to anyone.

321
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:26,796
Anyone.

322
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,107
Yes.

323
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,983
Well, may I make
a suggestion?

324
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,675
Yes, Sister Bertrille.

325
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,683
Why don't you return
what's been stolen?

326
00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:43,077
Why, yes, of course, that--that
is an excellent suggestion.

327
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,512
Don't you think so,
Sister Jacqueline?

328
00:18:44,688 --> 00:18:45,818
It's wonderful.

329
00:18:45,994 --> 00:18:48,524
And I'm so glad
it came from you.

330
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:52,042
Well, it's only right.

331
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,778
Why don't I take
care of it for you?

332
00:18:53,958 --> 00:18:56,658
Uh, no, no. We--We will take
care of it. Thank you.

333
00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,751
Well, why don't you
just stay here and keep busy?

334
00:19:00,922 --> 00:19:03,012
Uh, polish the silver.

335
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,355
No! The silver's
already polished.

336
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,926
Why don't you go and help
Sister Sixto with the dinner?

337
00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:17,456
Why, yes.
Yes, of course.

338
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:18,944
[speaking in Spanish]

339
00:19:21,464 --> 00:19:23,124
Isn't that interesting?

340
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,772
The last of the stolen items
has been returned.

341
00:19:25,947 --> 00:19:27,247
Now, what do you
say to that, Salazar?

342
00:19:27,427 --> 00:19:29,207
Now we can
drop the case.

343
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,255
Does it not matter to you
that in each case,

344
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,391
just before
the stolen item was returned,

345
00:19:33,563 --> 00:19:35,613
the victim was visited
by a Sister

346
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,443
of the Convent of San Tanco?

347
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,531
Captain, are you saying
that the Sisters are thieves?

348
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:42,961
Of course not.

349
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,838
That is for the judge
and jury to decide.

350
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,710
I can't believe it.

351
00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:50,452
I won't believe it unless I see
one of them with the goods.

352
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,104
[knocking on door]

353
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:54,800
Come in.

354
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:57,630
Excuse me, Captain.

355
00:19:57,805 --> 00:19:59,235
[Fomento] How do you do?

356
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:02,895
I just stopped by
to drop off your watch.

357
00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:04,811
We found it
on the premises.

358
00:20:04,986 --> 00:20:06,806
Oh, so I see.

359
00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:10,986
Do you see, Salazar?

360
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,516
Aren't you
going to take it?

361
00:20:12,689 --> 00:20:14,129
Of course.

362
00:20:19,566 --> 00:20:21,916
Well, I have to be going.
Adios, Se�ores.

363
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,130
Adios.

364
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,355
[exclaims]

365
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,100
I have my watch,
her fingerprints.

366
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:31,532
[laughing]

367
00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:32,928
I have the case.

368
00:20:33,101 --> 00:20:34,191
[crunching]

369
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,810
Hello? Oh, hi, Carlos.

370
00:20:49,944 --> 00:20:51,954
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

371
00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:54,380
He's naughty, but nice.

372
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,467
Yeah. Okay. Bye.

373
00:20:57,821 --> 00:21:00,431
Oh, that was
your Uncle Carlos.

374
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:03,827
Dolores is coming home today and
he's coming over to pick you up.

375
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,580
Pepe, bring that back here!

376
00:21:12,749 --> 00:21:14,319
Uh, Captain Fomento,

377
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,670
before you jump to
any conclusions about the thief,

378
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,100
I--I think that there are

379
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,757
certain things
that you ought to know

380
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:21,720
and perhaps y-you might feel
differently about things

381
00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:22,759
if I could
just explain...

382
00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:24,023
Well, Reverend Mother, please.

383
00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,975
Do not play
upon my sympathies.

384
00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,164
Because once I have cornered
the guilty person,

385
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,460
it is very hard to trip me.

386
00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:35,248
Sister Bertrille is gone
and she's taken the candlestick.

387
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:37,564
Sister Jacqueline...

388
00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:40,651
So, we meet again,
Sister Jacqueline!

389
00:21:40,821 --> 00:21:42,481
Captain Fomento.

390
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:44,429
Salazar!
Yes, my Captain?

391
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:45,957
Sister Bertrille
is somewhere out there

392
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:47,000
with a hot candlestick.

393
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:48,085
You throw a dragnet.

394
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:49,263
I will...

395
00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:53,494
[whistle blowing]

396
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:56,011
[Bertrille] Pepe.

397
00:21:56,184 --> 00:21:57,584
Pepe, you come down
from there this instant

398
00:21:57,751 --> 00:22:00,191
or you've eaten
your last jellybean.

399
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:04,315
All right, if that's
the way you want it.

400
00:22:05,498 --> 00:22:06,978
[Pepe chattering]

401
00:22:15,508 --> 00:22:17,418
[Bertrille] Now listen to me.
You listen to me.

402
00:22:17,597 --> 00:22:19,117
You want me to
lose my temper?

403
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:21,174
I want you to give me
back my candlestick.

404
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,300
The game is over,
Sister Bertrille!

405
00:22:23,472 --> 00:22:25,212
Captain Fomento.

406
00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:27,607
I would suggest you
come down immediately

407
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:29,441
and come along quietly.

408
00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,004
[exclaims]

409
00:22:38,269 --> 00:22:39,659
Reverend Mother. Sisters.

410
00:22:39,836 --> 00:22:41,836
Oh, Chief Galindo,
I am so glad to see you.

411
00:22:42,012 --> 00:22:43,012
Thank you.

412
00:22:43,187 --> 00:22:44,927
And what are they
doing here?

413
00:22:45,102 --> 00:22:48,892
That is why I have invited you
to my office, Chief Galindo.

414
00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:51,283
I have wrapped up the case.

415
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:53,848
What?

416
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:56,721
Who did you arrest?

417
00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:58,247
I want to make it
clear though, eh?

418
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,730
That the evidence
was incontrovertible.

419
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,820
Items were stolen,
items were returned.

420
00:23:01,989 --> 00:23:03,949
But I have fingerprints,
eyewitnesses...

421
00:23:04,121 --> 00:23:05,731
Who did you arrest?

422
00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,206
I was forced to arrest...

423
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,866
You see, Dolores,
I told you he was all right.

424
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:13,910
Pepe.
Oh, you naughty, naughty boy.

425
00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:15,958
Kiss. Mmm...

426
00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:17,703
What is the meaning of this?

427
00:23:17,874 --> 00:23:20,664
Oh, Carlos told me
all about what happened.

428
00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:23,584
About the perfume bottle
and the candlesticks.

429
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:26,930
Se�orita,are you sure...
Do you mean...

430
00:23:27,101 --> 00:23:30,151
That's right, Captain.
He steals.

431
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:33,191
Well, well, well,
a klepto-monkey-ac.

432
00:23:33,368 --> 00:23:36,278
You mean you weren't...
You didn't...

433
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,418
[Fomento] As I was saying,
Chief Galindo,

434
00:23:38,591 --> 00:23:40,591
in the face of
the clear-cut evidence,

435
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,377
I was forced to

436
00:23:42,551 --> 00:23:45,081
arrest this monkey.

437
00:23:50,298 --> 00:23:51,908
Captain, I've finished
the arrest report

438
00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:54,222
on Sister Bertrille, and once
we get her fingerprints...

439
00:23:54,389 --> 00:23:55,869
No, Salazar.

440
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:57,913
I'll take that.

441
00:23:58,088 --> 00:23:59,608
Your badge, Fomento.

442
00:23:59,786 --> 00:24:01,176
It's gone!

443
00:24:05,618 --> 00:24:09,578
Pepe, now you give the Captain's
badge back right this minute.

444
00:24:09,752 --> 00:24:11,452
[Galindo] Let him keep it, Sister.

445
00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:14,244
That monkey may do
a better job than this one.

446
00:24:31,687 --> 00:24:33,557
Captain, I-- I'm sorry.

447
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,523
I know you were just
doing your duty as you saw it.

448
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:39,132
Well, then,
you forgive me?

449
00:24:39,303 --> 00:24:40,783
She does, Captain.

450
00:24:40,957 --> 00:24:43,787
Forgiving is our business.

451
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:47,220
Well, I don't want to seem
to appear too presumptuous,

452
00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:48,878
but if the name
of Chief Galindo

453
00:24:49,052 --> 00:24:50,922
should come up into
one of your prayers,

454
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:54,708
could you make a request
that he return my badge?

455
00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:56,804
[Pepe chattering]

456
00:24:56,854 --> 00:25:01,404
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